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Classic Nigerian Parenting VS Western Parenting

The Classic Nigerian Parent (C.N.P) don’t play. I ain’t talking about the diffused ajebota Parents. I’m talking about  unadulterated Nigerian Parents. They say it as it is.  They hit the nail on the head and probably your head. Lol. Here are some some classic scenes.

1. On scolding a Toddler

The Western Parent: “Andy, I’ve told you. Don’t touch that bin! You’d get dirt all over your hand…And what happens when you get dirt in your hand?…You get bacteria!…And what happens when you get bacteria?…You fall sick!…And what happens when you fall sick?…You’d be kept in the hospital away from Mom and Dad cos they won’t let us in. Do you want that?”

The Classic Nigerian Parent: “Junior! How many times have I told you? Don’t touch that bin, it’s bad!” *smacks his bum*

2.On spotting a Child’s inert potential

The W.P: “So Andy, what are you painting?…Awww, that’s beautiful. You want to be the next Picasso?!”

The C.N.P: “Ah, Segun,  What are you painting? I hope you don’t want to be an artist . God forbid! Oya, Nike! Bring your medical books and be reading to this boy.”

3. On directing Child towards study choices

The W. P: “So Becky, what are your study choices for the University?”

Becky- “First choice, Music. Second choice, Performing arts.”

Parent-“Awww, that’s great. I know you already are a super star. We have to save to take you to Julliard!  They are the best school for that.”

The C.N.P: “So Tonye,  what are your study choices for the University?”

Tonye-“First choice, Music. Second choice, Performing arts”

Parent-“You are crazy! You’ve gone mad! My friend, Where is that form? Oya, put first choice, Medicine. Second choice, Law!...Nama shobiri!…You expect me to pay fees for Music?!”

4. On answering the dreaded “Where do babies come from?” Question

The W.P: *startled* “Oh sweety, I knew this day would come. Let’s watch this educative video together.”*She slots in a video tutorial of the reproductive system*

The C.N.P: “Babies come from my mouth! Idiot!  Have you washed the plates I asked you? Stop ass-ing me stupid questions!”

5. On counselling issues of Puberty

The W.P: “You just saw your first period? Sweety, sit here let’s talk. Now you are getting developed like an adult. So it means, if you do ‘adult things’, you’d get adult results. For example, Sex! If you have sex with a boy or a man, there are consequences. You could get pregnant! We don’t want that now. Do we?”

The C.N.P: “Ah, you said you injured yourself?…Where? That’s your period na! Papa Tochi, come oh, your daughter is now a woman! Praissssse Thy Lord! *dances Atilogu* Now,  sit let me tell you. If a boy touches you, You are pregnant! Don’t bring shame to us oh! Don’t bring shame to us!*pulling on her ears* A word is enough for the wise.”

6.On spotting a Tattoo on your teenager

The W.P: “You got a tattoo without my permission? I’m pretty disappointed. These things have consequences. Wait a minute! Are those my initials and face? Awwww, that’s so sweet.”

The C.N.P: “Funke, you got a tattoo?! Funke, you got a tattoo?!! Funke, you got a tattoo?!!! Funke, you got a tattoo?!!!!” …..You know the rest. LOL.

Shout out to the C.N.P. They are the real M.V.P! I love my Naija so much. No time! Did I leave some out? Say it in the comment section.

Happy Sunday y’all!  How was church today?… You didn’t go to church?

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11 Comments

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    Precious @ Precious Core
    August 28, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Hahahaha Bubu!
    Music and performing arts for WHAT? Lool
    This is so funny.
    Plus that picture at the end really got to me, especially as I didn’t make it to church.
    You are such a brilliant writer!

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    Bubu
    August 28, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Lol…. Haaaa! You didn’t go to church? World haf spoil! Anyway, I trust you had a good reason for that. Thanks dear

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    Tessy
    August 28, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Hahaha, Bubu, you again? I love reading your posts, you always make my day…Have a lovely week ahead darling.

    http://www.tessyonyia.com

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      Bubu
      August 29, 2016 at 12:52 pm

      Thanks Tessy. Happy Sunday to you. Thank you for stopping by as always.XO

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    O'kien Avor Adele
    September 2, 2016 at 10:44 am

    hahahhahahhha twinny. so true

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    Bubu
    September 2, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    You know right? Na we we! Thanks twinny for stopping by.

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    somhi
    December 11, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    Hahahaha!!!! I just read this, shout out to all the C.N.Ps… I can’t get over the ‘Nama Shoboiri’. Lwkmd.Weldone BuBu.

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      Bubu
      December 11, 2016 at 9:28 pm

      Lol. Glad you liked it

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    Abi
    December 14, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    You should be writing scripts for Jolly wood! Well captured. Best lol for the day.

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      Bubu
      December 14, 2016 at 2:53 pm

      Lol…please send the producers and directors my way. I actually write scripts. Besides, I need the money.Lol. Thanks dear

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